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=Originally posted May 2011; Re-edited version into a single part=
Film Brain thinks this Roland Emmerich film is a bit of a disaster… Season 3, Episodes 8 and 9.
Bad Movie Beatdown: 2012 (REVIEW)
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Originally posted in May 2011, this was originally a two-part episode, and this re-edited version puts them both together for the first time. This removes 3m 36s in total, and a big chunk of this is the “coming up” section at the end of the first part, and the “welcome back” intro that proceeds the second, although as per usual, edits have been made to trim down both film clips and speed up the pacing. This version also restores some footage: earlier versions of the review removed a short sequence where a disaster hits Japan, which had just occurred in real life at the time was originally posted, and had delayed it’s release; those missing lines are back here. This has been re-posted due to the release of Geostorm, which isn’t a Roland Emmerich film, but certainly close enough. Hope you enjoy!
Film Brain yaay!! Thank you Matthew!! I never got to see the first part as it was blocked!!
Shame, the “I’ll give you a hint, it’s John Cusack!” line was a great ending.
21:16 to 21:23, wait, that was the joke that was edited out because of the earthquake in Japan?
Yep, that was the line. I felt rather guilty over it, hence why it was cut and replaced with an apology, but I kept the original versions of the episode, hence I was able to restore it.
I felt the apology was more fitting from the previously uploaded video.
The scene is an unintentionally funny one, but when I originally uploaded this review, it was very much too soon. I think enough time has passed since those events to restore the original lines.
Natural Disasters are very common in Japan. The country is located between the biggest ocean and the biggest continent and on a earth crust rift.
Japanese are as used to Natural Disasters as Scottish are to rain.
Why did the plane explode when they were out of fuel?
jJE KUNTRA Fumes, probably
jJE KUNTRA Ask George W. Bush
The world will end in 2012 they said.
4 years later and were still here.
Reverse Dipper Pines Maybe the mayans meant the world *should* end at 2012
You live in 2016?
I always wondered about the people who really believed it and were then forced to run out and do all their Christmas shopping in 2 days.
Moral of this inspiring tale: if we all carry a teeny-tiny John Cusack in our pockets at all times, we’ll always be safe!
Great review! Remember laughing at this movie when it came out.
This movie has a very Michael Bay-ish Paul W.S. Anderson-ish feel to it.
🎶well it ain’t the end of the world buddy🎶 worst forshadowering and timing ever.
This movie is my guilty pleasure and I feel slightly ashamed about it.
This is the most hilarious video I’ve seen in a long time because I remember thinking this movie was so cool when I was younger and seeing film brain rip it apart now is awesome.
36 fkin mins to review a movie? Dahfuq.. we making a career out of this movie? Lol
The ship sailed despite being damaged? Must be a Carnival cruise!
I’ll admit it, I watched this in theaters just for the destruction porn. I didn’t go for the story what little there would be.
I always find it hilarious how in these idiotic catastrophe movies it is like Mother Earth herself is the main villain and is deiliberately chasing the main cast around with earthquakes and floods and volcanoes. Y’know, that would make for a better movie, having Earth herself be trying to kill just ONE guy. 🙂
Billions are dead, but at least the little girls toilet trained now.
Sigh.
Love the review dude. Made me smile and laugh. I’ll be subscribing definitely.
Trying to understand this movie will probably make you stupider. It already hurts my head…
if yellostone blows up its possibly a mass extinction event so more bad science