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We review Darren Aronofsky's latest movie: "mother!" A labored and painful analogy for climate change with biblical characters starring Javier Bardem, Jennifer Lawrence, and a terrible wig.
-MovieBitches (Avaryl & Andrew)
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I’m still not over the neck thing —shudder—
Do the reactions to the rpdr as3 cast pleaaaaaase i neeeed! love from brazil S2
Calm down Beyonce hahahah ;D
Jéferson Rigon why is Brazil so obsessed with the US I mean I don’t see a problem with it I’m just wondering. Love from the US
Eh Why i dont know if you are aware but the US exports most of its shows to other countries and it is the center of creating media in the West of the world. Anyway i lived in the US for a while so im even more connected to your culture and shows.
Jéferson Rigon I know I guess my point was that y’all are the most vocal which I think is cool.
“mother has arrived”
Missed oppertunities :))
All stars 3 cast review?
Im prepared to complain about shangela for 25 minutes
The baby is jesus thats why people eat it
Exactly. Eating the baby = communion.
Found it boring. Lawrence was a less fabulous Gaia without the planeteers 😡
I’ve been waiting for your review of this. Now do a reaction video to the all stars 3 reveal
this guy cant make a real movie without buying scenes from actual GOOD movies.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS! Avaryl was a gem this episode
The baby was supposed to be Jesus, son of God, so the real flaw in the analogy is whether Mother is supposed to be Virgin Mary or Mother Nature or a hybrid of both. It’s even more gross because of that, in my opinion. The best representation of the feminine he could come up with was a mish mash of mythological gobbledygook the writer probably had no deeper understanding of in the first place. Gross.
Emily I think we all know who Jesus is, no need to clarify… lol
Please review the cast reveal of All Stars 3
Retro Review of Mrs Doubtfire
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After doing a little bit of internet research, I found some of the alternate titles for “mother!”:
“Dating a Narcissist: The Movie”
“Why Am I Not Surprised: The Sequel”
“How to Terribly Miscast JLaw Only to Spend Half the Movie Counting Her Nosehairs”
“Nap!”
1. If it was supposed to be Mother Earth, why did the actor playing “Him” never change actors, but multiple actresses played “Mother”? There is one planet and multiple gods.
2. If it was Mother Earth, where were diseases, tornadoes? Mother Earth defends herself.
3. I would have liked this movie at all if Mother made ANY choice. At all.
This was the laziest auto-fellating excuse of a film Aronofski has made.
One of the disease is that effing wig tbh.
Why does the poster for this movie look like the Walmart clearance version of Rosemary’s Baby?
I do not want the fact that Avaryl said “gown” and not “gowned” to go unnoticed. Congratulations girl!! Proud of you!!
Your love for home design in movies is one of my favorite things.
Can there be like a documentary on Avril and how she knows everything about every movie? Like I wanna know her brain and her life… so deeply.